coworker 1: lauren, what do you want for your bday breakfast?
me: DONUTS FROM DONUT TOUCH!!
coworker 1: ok. any specific type/kind requests?
me: oooo. i like cake ones with white frosting & rainbow sprinkles. i like maple bars. & old fashioned ones with maple glaze. i like sugar twists. i like...
coworker 2: maybe you should give us a list of what you don't like. that might be shorter
mom: ryan was in town. he & michelle were at sea casa
me: oh you guys saw them there?!
me: uuhhh, so how do you know?
mom: they both checked in there on facebook. i assume they were together
me: MOM, STOP STALKING MY FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK!!
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munching on a radish while babysitting:
3-yr-old: what are you eating?
me: a radish. would you like to try some?
3-yr-old: uuuhhh, no
me: are you sure?
3-yr-old: i like red things! but i don't like radishes